New Babe

Katherine Heigl and her new babe.

And her mom.

Looking super chic.

B & J

This was taken yesterday.

On their way to EXTRA.

Also, on Twitter, she does say 'we' when referring to anything.

We as in her and Bryn or her and Jason? Not sure. 

But, let's hope the rumors ain't true for that cute lil lady in the red dress.

Although, Louis CK had the funniest line in one of his shows...

Why do people always say 'ahhhhh that's so sad' when I tell them 

I'm divorced. Because I'm not sad. Divorce is not sad. 

It usually happens because it needs to.

What would be sad?...if two happily married people

got divorced. Now, that would be sad.

Nicole Kidman Urinates On Zac Efron

Yep. That's the same headline I saw on Huffpo this morn. 

Ha ha. Okay.

It's in a non-sexual way, for the record.

You can see for yourself in their new movie, 

The Paperboy (based on the 1995 Pete Dexter novel) 

which just premiered at Cannes.

Phillip Won!

I don't think I need to put spoiler alert because it's all over the internet.

Did you think he was gonna win? Good for him.

I didn't watch this season much. 

Checked in every once in awhile to see what JLO was wearing.

She's not coming back next year.

Huh. 

Anyway, mazel PP...make the most of it.

John Mayer

Oh hey John Mayer. Long time, no see.

He was on Jimmy Fallon and recounted a story

about how he used '50 Shades of Grey' to 

impress a woman.

Well, he's not using that hat to impress anyone so... 

Split Rumors

Rumor is (for the 100th time) that Bethenny and Jason are getting divorced.

The same when Bethenny and Jill broke up, I was sad.

I don't want these two to break up.

People have very strong opinions about Bethenny..

It's extra sad because they have a daughter, a new fantastic

apartment in NYC...and Jason was in the process of

quitting his job (he may have already) to work 

for Skinny Girl full time.

It's being said that B has been spotted all over 

Matt Hesse (if you watch the show, he's the super hot dude) 

that works for Skinny Girl. Sigh. Hope this isn't true but

there have been too many rumors for nothing to be going on.

STAR (I know, I know) printed that they both met with divorce attorneys.

Here they are on Monday nights episode reminiscing..

they move into their new apartment at the end of the season.

Which may be next week?

The Enquirer is saying that John T and Kelly P 

are getting divorced.

This one I don't believe. Trust me, Kelly and John

are well aware of each others commitment and lifestyle choices.

Kelly probably buy John massages for his birthday.

And besides, how sexy is he as a blonde?

This one I threw in for the drama of it all.

When I see 16 year old celebrities written about

in gossip magazines on their breakups it makes me laugh.

As my mother told me..

Selena, don't worry about it...you're going to have lots of boyfriends.

Kids.

He is probably just mad that she is indeed prettier than him.

Real Jersey

It seems to me the only problem between these two is the men in their lives.

Mainly, Joe Guidice. I hope that Teresa is watching this and realizes what 

a POS he is. Listen, I understand they have 4 kids but this guy is a problem.

I wanted to post this pic because Melissa's dress is horrible.

What in the world? She has a great figure...burn this dress please.

Okay, anyway, this feud between the Gorga's and Guidices 

is as awesome as Teresa's hairline.

It just seems silly.

The episode on Sunday made me angry.

When Gia gets mad and Teresa coddles her and tells 

her she was justified in throwing a fit

and calling all the other adults cheaters...it made my skin crawl!

You don't let a 10 year old dictate how you discipline.

Look, I don't have any kids but I know the way I was raised was to 

respect adults. I was a seen and not heard child. 

Which was really hard for me since I was out of control...jazz hands!

But, looking back, I needed a strict upbringing because if I didn't 

have it I'd be the most obnoxious person on the planet, I'm sure of it.

So, Teresa, it's okay to tell Gia that the adults didn't cheat 

and she needs to respect her elders and listen to them.

Because she's 10.

That's all.